Are you tired of trying to fit into the rules and hierarchies of traditional Viking clans? Here's why you should join us: 1. No Clan Meetings: We hate meetings as much as you do. 2. No Clan Uniforms: Wear whatever you want. Pajamas, bathrobe, or those flip-flops that you love so much. 3. Non-Competitive: We're so uncompetitive that we sometimes forget to keep score. 4. No Leadership: We don't have chiefs. 5. No Clan Name: We couldn't decide on one. 6. No Clan Motto: We can't decide on one of those either, so we'll just shout random words during battles. Disclaimer: "Not A Clan" may or may not be a clan. We're not entirely sure.